News from the Japanese banking system…

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News from the Japanese banking system…
Following the financial crisis on Wall Street uncertainty has now hit the banking sector in Japan.

In the past seven days Origami Bank has , Sumo Bank has and Bonsai Bank announced plans to

Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely , while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they . Samurai Bank is following sharp cutbacks, while Ninja Bank is reported to have but it .
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank and analysts report that there is something going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may